just as i was standing infront of the bank
someone who lost his d–k, my fone rang. I
looked at the screen
and it was a friend named segun. I do call
“sege the guru”
because is into blogging and ICT.
SEGE: ogbeni how far? U number no dey
Me: sege how far
SEGE: I dey o. Wetin do ur voice, u no dey
sound normal my guy
ME: I have been duped by a woman i love
SEGE: say wetin, abeg pick a bike dey come
oba-ile right now.
I stoppd a bike going to oba-ile where segun
lives. After 8mins. I
am at segun’s room entrance
me: ko ko ko
sege: who be that, come in.
I entered, sat down, then without wasting
i summarized the
whole episode to sege in 3minutes.
SEGE: “were ni e o” omo porta ti lo agbari
e. Ode ni e
ME: no be my fault, this babe fine die and
assets for front and
back. I just so much love her
SEGE: Ogbeni, you are the “baddest maga
me: thank u. Wetin i go come do now segun
SEGE: no worry, we go arrange collect part
the whole of that
10k from her, u go still straff her free for
next 2days and u go
discharge her without giving a kobo
Me: is that possible, how i go do am now?
Just immediately, a message came in from
adebimpe which says
“baby, i’m on my way back”. I showed it to
sege. He laughed and
said to me. “ogbeni, if u fall again this time,
then u don break
world maga record”.
He opened a bulk sms application on his
phone, draft a Access
bank debit alert of 25k and send it to my
Me: what should i do with it
SEGE: Show it to her wen u reach house,
her say ATM debit
the whole 25k wey u wan give her and the
money no come out of
the machine, so u dey go the bank tomorrow
to complain. But if
she no fit wait, tell her say u get person wey
fit collect the
money from and then call me make i show.
go dey write d
script on whatsapp as u dey go. But make
sure u clear the
whatsapp chats after ooo
I dashed out of segun’s house. I went home
straight, on getting
home, i met adebimpe sitting on the bed
restless. As i entered,
she hugged me and gave me a kiss.
BIMPE: baby, u look unhappy, what
Me: ** i brought out my fone and showed
the alert and then
act the drama as directed by segun”***
bimpe wore a sad face
BIMPE: What do we do now? This is
and i must get to
ME: ok relax, let me call a friend to borrow
20k to give you, i
will sort him when u are gone.
I picked up my phone and called segun to
Bimpe hugged and kissed me again and said
“u are a darling”. I
asked of the surprise she promised earlier,
said i should wait
till my friend leaves so that no one will
disturb. I replied “ok”.
Segun arrived at about 10mins later.
ME: sege my guy. Pls i need ur help, my
wan return to
school today and ATM fuc.ked up. Abeg
borrow me 20k till
SEGUN: lai lai. The 8k wey u borrow last
u neva returm am
and u wan collect another one?. I go give u
the 20k only after u
refund the previous 8k.
ME: Se na because of 8k u come dey
me infront of my
babe?. Abeg i go give u the two together.
SEGUN: lai lai, find means and give me the
Then i turned to bimpe.
Me: bimpe, pls do u have 8k with you, let
give this guy so
that he can give me the 20k
BIMPE: i dont have that amount, the only
money on me is 5,500
and its a money that my friend gave me to
buy weavon for her
ME: Don’t worry, give me 5k out of it, since
i’m giving you 20k in
return, u can then sort your friend.
She gave me the 5k and i gave it to segun.
ME: Now wey i don give u 5k out of 8k, can
now help me?
SEGUN: Se u know say u be akue?. If not
because of ur pretty
girlfriend, i no go help u. Let me go home
bring the money, i
will be back in 10mins time.
Immediately after segun’s departure, she
me the surprise.
We had a hot romance which leads to one
round of sweet s-x.
3mins after the s-x, segun called, i picked
put on loud
Me: sege how far?, where is the money
SEGUN: wahala don shele oo. As i dey come
place the other
time, i forget to lock my door, before i reach
home, dem don carry
my lappy and took all the 30k wey dey
ME: Eyah. So sorry oo. Abeg se u fit return
that 5k, i go find
means add to it give my babe?
SEGUN: U dey mad ni. **segun hanged up
Immediately after segun’s departure, bimpe
looked into my eyes
while she sat on the bed.
“Onihaxy, I love you. You are cool, cute,
and caring, where
have you been all this while when I was
looking for a good guy?”.
She then moved close and kissed me and
started kissing passionately. I took hold of
, they were really soft and she stiffled a
moan as I touched her Tips. She said
“I’m afraid that you will dump me after
s-x with me
because that is how you guys always do.”, I
replied, “baby u
know I so much love you. If not, I won’t be
running everywhere to
get money for you…,she smiled and resumed
the kissing. I
her top and descended voraciously on
her swollen Tips. I furthered downward to
unzip her jeans
trouser. I was shocked at what I saw,bimpe
Why pantless. I asked?. She replied “I’m not
with pants”. But I thought to my self “chaii,
swordman must have
a hand in this pantless issue.
She pulled down my jeans and boxers
and saw my erect manliness, she
simply rubbed it and den she sat down with
her legs open and
her K—y-Cat dripping wet. Chai, bimpe is
tight and I noticed
something like Fluid on her Vjay hair. I slid
my condomize d–k
into her and she gasped. My heart skipped
beats as i felt my
d–k heating up and she continue to moan
We switch to canine after about 4minutes of
the s-x and I
continued going in and out faster and she
begged for more which
I gave her
ultimately. We lasted for the next 6mins and
c-m. It was
obvious that she noticed that I wasn’t
about the s-x.
What’s wrong baby? Bimpe asked. Nothing, I
Bimpe: Onihaxy, do you truly love me?
ME: why did u ask again?
BIMPE: I just want to be sure because you
the only guy I
have in my life after breaking up with my ex.
And I don’t want to
suffer for love again.
ME: I assured you of my love *yinmu*
BIMPE:. Ok dear, let me get a shower and
dress up while we are
awaiting uncle segun.
She stood from the bed Unclad, she walked
twisting the fresh fair
Bottom as she opened the door to the
I took my phone and checked my whatsapp
messages. I got a
message from sege. “Mr maga, flash me
u are with your
girl. I will call you, make you put am for loud
speaker, I want act
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